GARDEN SHADE

$30.00
The cult won't feed itself, and thats why YOU... you beautiful true believer, have been chosen to work in the garden... as the rest of us dance (bush out of course) and frolic through the meadows with glee. WE thank you, and WE care. THAT is why we made you this really cool hat to help you catch some shade... in the sun as you work... endlessly... but DO NOT be sad, for your bush is fully out as well.

Love you :)

• 100% cotton
• 2 sewn eyelets on each side of the hat
• Poplin sweatband
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China
The cult won't feed itself, and thats why YOU... you beautiful true believer, have been chosen to work in the garden... as the rest of us dance (bush out of course) and frolic through the meadows with glee. WE thank you, and WE care. THAT is why we made you this really cool hat to help you catch some shade... in the sun as you work... endlessly... but DO NOT be sad, for your bush is fully out as well.

Love you :)

• 100% cotton
• 2 sewn eyelets on each side of the hat
• Poplin sweatband
• One size fits most
• Blank product sourced from China