KROODIE

from $50.00
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The mark of Kruty, the symbol of your misguided loyalty, resting upon your chest as you take a nappy, maybe you're walking in the dark... maybe your cult uniform is covered in evidence... you could even be hiding your body from the world like I did for 22 years of my life... and that is just a few of the many reasons to put on your KROODIE. I'm wearing one right now as I am digging deep holes in a unknown location.

I love you :)

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight fabric: 6.4 oz./yd.² (217 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Seamless-body
• Natural-colored flat drawcord (white drawcord on White color)
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
The mark of Kruty, the symbol of your misguided loyalty, resting upon your chest as you take a nappy, maybe you're walking in the dark... maybe your cult uniform is covered in evidence... you could even be hiding your body from the world like I did for 22 years of my life... and that is just a few of the many reasons to put on your KROODIE. I'm wearing one right now as I am digging deep holes in a unknown location.

I love you :)

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight fabric: 6.4 oz./yd.² (217 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Seamless-body
• Natural-colored flat drawcord (white drawcord on White color)
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified
• Blank product sourced from El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!