MODERN ART SUCKS

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I will in fact repeat myself... Modern art sucks... and every time you say that, some fart of the arts comes out of the paint huffing room and says "If it is so easy than why don't you do it"... So, I did, in 5 minutes. Kruty cult has a very, VERY, firm stance on a canvas with random paint strokes on it... and that stance? That stuff is poop from a butt. Don't get us wrong, we understand it has beauty, for colors are divine... but please celebrate artist who put effort, who chase and challenge themselves with intention, not hide themselves behind the vale of random chance void of importance and meaning... who then use forced poetry to derive a meaning and value to low effort fart soup they call art. False art lacks Intention, dedication, and self expression with depth... it is stokes of color on a wasted canvas. Enjoy the marvel of color, please do, but do not waste mother natures flowers upon the feet of frauds. Rant over. Modern art sucks.

I love you :)


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
I will in fact repeat myself... Modern art sucks... and every time you say that, some fart of the arts comes out of the paint huffing room and says "If it is so easy than why don't you do it"... So, I did, in 5 minutes. Kruty cult has a very, VERY, firm stance on a canvas with random paint strokes on it... and that stance? That stuff is poop from a butt. Don't get us wrong, we understand it has beauty, for colors are divine... but please celebrate artist who put effort, who chase and challenge themselves with intention, not hide themselves behind the vale of random chance void of importance and meaning... who then use forced poetry to derive a meaning and value to low effort fart soup they call art. False art lacks Intention, dedication, and self expression with depth... it is stokes of color on a wasted canvas. Enjoy the marvel of color, please do, but do not waste mother natures flowers upon the feet of frauds. Rant over. Modern art sucks.

I love you :)


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!