RITUAL REGALIA

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For you, my sacred lamb... and also please remember to wear these for all ritual ceremonies, do NOT be like Kevin. During the blood harvest festival last spring he forgot his uniform and it ruined the entire damn thing. Every photo RUINED. no one will take us serious if don't look super cool, the exact OPPOSITE OF KEVIN. ugh. Lucky for us he is no longer around, spiritually... physically... well we still have a few bones but ONLY because his femur was small and funny looking. I just couldn't get rid of it. Why was it SO SMALL... makes me laugh every damn time. Anyway... don't be Kevin, look cool, ritual regalia.

I Love you :)

unless you are Kevin... little femur weirdo.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.
For you, my sacred lamb... and also please remember to wear these for all ritual ceremonies, do NOT be like Kevin. During the blood harvest festival last spring he forgot his uniform and it ruined the entire damn thing. Every photo RUINED. no one will take us serious if don't look super cool, the exact OPPOSITE OF KEVIN. ugh. Lucky for us he is no longer around, spiritually... physically... well we still have a few bones but ONLY because his femur was small and funny looking. I just couldn't get rid of it. Why was it SO SMALL... makes me laugh every damn time. Anyway... don't be Kevin, look cool, ritual regalia.

I Love you :)

unless you are Kevin... little femur weirdo.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.