URBAN STEPDAD

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Are you fatherless? well... not anymore!

Hello, I am Samon Pink... YOUR one and only Urban Stepdad. Life got you down? Are you refusing to leave that terrible significant other of yours because a deep rooted fear of abandonment has you stuck in a never ending cycle of misery and submission even when you know you should leave? tired? Can't put the bottle down because your own brain hates you?
Good!
Let us figure it out together, and grow from our shared disease of making constant terrible life decision... THA... is what FAMILY is for! Always remember, I didn't have to keep you, I chose to... unlike your actual dad, so... I win :)

Love,
PAPA

oh and here is all the legal stuff I have to tell you about the sticker... (YAWN)

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Are you fatherless? well... not anymore!

Hello, I am Samon Pink... YOUR one and only Urban Stepdad. Life got you down? Are you refusing to leave that terrible significant other of yours because a deep rooted fear of abandonment has you stuck in a never ending cycle of misery and submission even when you know you should leave? tired? Can't put the bottle down because your own brain hates you?
Good!
Let us figure it out together, and grow from our shared disease of making constant terrible life decision... THA... is what FAMILY is for! Always remember, I didn't have to keep you, I chose to... unlike your actual dad, so... I win :)

Love,
PAPA

oh and here is all the legal stuff I have to tell you about the sticker... (YAWN)

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.